The doorbell rings; the UPS man has dropped yet another package on our doorstep.


My wife: SWEET, my new jeans are here!

My kids: Whoa, that box is huge; what can I make out of it?

Me: Sales lead! This is an easy one…jeans don’t need a box. A poly mailer is lighter in weight, water resistant, less expensive, better for the environment…

Thoughts quickly interrupted…

My wife: Jeans are the wrong size and need to be sent back

My kids: Have popped all of the air pillows and are trying to figure out how to turn the box into some sort of weapon.

Me: If this was a poly bag with a dual adhesive for returns, I could send those jeans back with no problem.  Now, I must address this box/weapon issue